Stars on Relationships

Stars on Relationships (Humour)

Philosophy of Relationships

Some of these sayings were sent to me by a lovely, quirky, fun-loving friend of mine. In an email. So as email pass-alongs go, I don't know the origin nor source of this. But it is so good and as humour is always an uplifting pastime that actually does healing on the inside, I thought I would share the Philosophy of Relationship according to the Stars.

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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

~~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

~~ Billy Crystal

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

~~ Billy Crystal

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

~~ Jack Nicholson

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

~~ Robert De Niro

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

~~ Robin Williams

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

~~ Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading."

~~ Steve Jobs

"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."

~~ Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

~~ Woody Allen